I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
