Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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