I need help removing her.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Im part way to drunk.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize