a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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