i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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