i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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