I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
