Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Randomize
