got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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