Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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