so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Do vagina's smell?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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