I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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