Its about making memories worth repressing
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
sarcasm needs its own font
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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