I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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