i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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