Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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