Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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