she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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