I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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