Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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