im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
