I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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