I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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