But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so explain again why im purple
no
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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