This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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