...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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