Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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