Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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