I'm eating all of the evidence.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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