Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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