The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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