Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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