Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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