It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
