thus making me awesome and them whores
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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