Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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