my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Can I color on your dick again?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
