currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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