She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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