I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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