A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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