stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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