She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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