ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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