i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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