just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I cut my penus on the lid.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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