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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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