It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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