so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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