Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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