How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
After tacos, we're chasing women.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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