Already got asked if we're dating
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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