Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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