Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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